Last Date
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Chrismas Eve lying on the sidewalk.
Booze and beer has left me sedated.

My businness was gone.
All of the debt consolidated.

I used to fear the people of the street.
I laugh as now I am the one who intimidates.

Time to head to the S.O.
To give her the update.

[Chorus]
Today was the last date.
I sell don't sell paper anymore.

We have had our last date.
And tears fall to the floor.

The children ate the last date.
The yummy fruitcake is no more.

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Her glee was stolen by my boss.
Like a pirate depredating.

Chewing on some creepy sofa.
The astrological prodiction invalidated.

I didn't understand the words.
It was her turn to elucidate.

Instead of getting rid of equipment.
I was the one to be liquidated.

[Chorus]

New happenings are on the horizon.
And me the best candidate.

I am the sharpest looking Santa around.
Though my beard is a bit dilapidated.

The children love fruitcake.
And I can't help but accommodate.

They ask for the toys in the store.
I hand down my Christmas mandate.