Snow Globe
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Welcome to the world of,
strangely odd oddities.

Today we look at globes.
Great globes of weather.

From the dawn of time.
Their wonders brought awe.

We will look at a wide variety of globes.
Their varying weather patterns astound our staff.

Now on to the next edition of,
strangely odd oddities, globe-trotting.

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So I had me one.
Playing with was fun.

Day in and day out.
Running around with a shout.

I had the globe.
In my grubby paws.

Someones lunging probe.
Made me lurch back.

And before I knew.
It was in the air.

Then down it flew.
Smashing shards of glass.

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First in line, the sun globe.
A small star in glass.

A beautiful scene.
The mock-plants almost sing.

People always enjoy
Our rigorous test.

I shake it and watch the mini star bounce around.
It hits items in the sphere and they start to burn.

Soon all is a smoldering rubble and a light.
All of the beauty has turned to dust and ash.

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Next up, the cloudy globe.
Swirling clouds are abound.

Their thick puffiness,
Obscures the scenery.

Hypnotic shapes.
What shape do they form?

These globes are popular in urban areas.
It must remind people of smog not water vapor.

It is also popular amongst smokers.
Looking at the swirling clouds reminds us of cigars.

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When the sky cries, the rain globe.
It has soothing drops.

Before agitation.
Water is in a lake.

Stuff was first dry.
Now all is wet.

The rain falls through out the day, shaking the mist. 
Given certain views it has been mistaken for surf.

Unfortunately these are the most fragile globes.
Several were broken in this production.

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Our last stop, the snow globe.
The most traditional.

It has a simple form.
And smooth elegance.

Light little snow flakes.
Cute wintery scenes.

It is the most age-ed and revered of the group.
It is no wonder that this classic has lasted.

Here is my most flavored snow globe of all time.
Mint, it almost seems to explode in your mouth.

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