Firecrackers
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Inspection Monkey is on call.
He likes to collect string.

He is wandering around the mall.
Eating things too much for most.

Some old men come up to him.
He starts the inspection process.

They ask him for a taste. Agreed.
Pop, bang, boom! Teeth explode.

[Chorus]
He pedals them around the world.
Unsuspecting victims are lured.

They look like Saltines or Triskets.
But thier flavor packs a punch.

Call the Fire Department.
Get the Fire Hose.

Don't let him set your mouth aflame.
Inspection Monkey has Firecrackers!
[End Chorus]

He has his lofty goals in mind.
World Domination is in sight.

A top player is on the scene already.
Conflict with Consumer William.

They spit and claw each other,
for control of cracker market.

Thier conflict encompasses the globe.
From the first to the third people watch.

[Chorus]

William is horribly defeated.
The monkey arrises victorious.

In the limelight of the fight,
a distaste has surfaced for crackers.

So Inspection Monkey has to start again.
Crawling the depths of society.

Manipulating the uninformed.
Strong-arming his ware to get clearance.

[Chorus]