been to china, been to china
been and gone
and I never meant to visit
I stayed 35 miles off the coast
by international convention, that isn't even close
been to china, been to china
been and gone
I told my crewmates, erase those databases
all those Big Red Top 40 tapes and cellphone traces
we don't want to have a speck of that when we land
and as we fell I cried out mayday
I don't know how we landed safely
I knelt and held the soil of china in my hand
been to china, been to china
been and gone, been and gone
then it turns out that my faulknerian idiot-manchild commander-in-chief
is using me to embark on a brand new cold war
and if it ever happens that he's the one incarcerated overseas
and he's relying on me to get him out, gonna even up that score
etc.
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